Iraqi elections are underway and President Bush has made his fourth and final speech to calm pressures he's feeling from the public. I am hoping the elections go smoothly and if they dont I would like to nominate Yossarian as the acting prime minister of Iraq. Under his guidance I am sure Iraq will be at peace for the first time ever. Hopefully with his liberal stance on politics and a great V.P. Yoss could achieve results of epic proportion. I would also like to nominate Pedro as Yoss' V.P. This tandem would have Iraqi women singing in the streets in thongs and a vic secret brazierre. If the women are happy then the crazy sex deprived insurgents would then be happy because they might finally get a little nookie.
Everyone who agrees that Yoss would be a great president in Iraq please feel free to send a write-in vote via email to VoteforPedro.com.
Please CS I need to know does lizzie go both ways....I was so intrigued with her blogging I rushed out to wally world and bought some chocolate turtle chex mix and some bugles. After tasting the incredibly delicious treats I thought this must be what really turn women onto other women. They not only make you feel warm and fuzzy inside but they also seem to send tingling sensations down my right leg. Huh? Go figure.
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Tell me more about these buggles and turtle chex mix concoction.
I looked on Lizzie's site (maybe the wrong lizzie??) and could find nothing about this . . . what the heck, yo?
:) I need some tingling sensations.
I'm with Meg.. Wuz up with the snacks??
Speaking of going both ways... Thanks for everything Meg! ;)
now you understand my fascination with... bugles... um, yeah, bugles... that's it. warm, fuzzy, and tingly indeed!
Lizzie, what up?
Gosh, what'd I miss.
SOMEONE please explain EXPLAIN the food . . please please please. I'm getting carpal tunnel! I mean it! And it's not NOT not from typing!
Lizzie honey, please share with the rest of the class... Curiosity is not the only thing that is peaking right now... Come on already!! ;)
all the talk about "bugles" got me a little overly excited and I shared too much and had to delete that last comment. don't want to offend anyone!
explaining the food... CS, you want to take this one? I wouldn't even know where to begin.
Lizzie really likes bugles. She eats them at the Yankee games. Yes, she's a Yankees fan. The turtle chex mix--that's her favorite holiday snack. You should try some-they're really good.
What's wrong with the Yankees?
oh boy-here we go. And you're a southerner too!! Judas!
The Yankees are the greatest team in the world. They aren't the winningest team in the history of sports for nothing. They ARE baseball... and I say that as a proud southerner myself (not a suthun suthunah mind you, but a southerner nonetheless).
Well how were your 13 pieces of silver then, L, hm?
Hold up, Hold up please...The Yankees ruined baseball. Small markets are unable to compete or afford to compete. Until shitty teams start losing money the league wont change because people still go out every summer to watch their local or favorite teams no matter how good they are. My piss poor Pirates can't even get above .500 and I still see about 8-10 games a year. I have two words Salary Cap down with Luxury taxes and Steinbrenner.
The Chex Mix is outstanding. The cheddar bugles get a little messy though.
But the ladies like them.
Oh Beejeezus.
You people (Lizzie excluded) always have to blame the Yankees for the death of baseball.
I get as tired of that as I do about hearing about Bobby Bowden being the death of true college football.
No, that would be the BCS, Miami, Va Tech, and the ACC.
And while Yankees and Bo-sox fans may get a lot of fun out of it, face it, they have killed baseball for a lot of small kids in the whole nation. Bah!
I don't hear those small market teams complaining when they have their hands out for the millions Steinbrenner doles out for revenue sharing.
and the Yankees haven't ruined baseball. what do you think moneyball is all about? the A's have managed just fine.
if anyone should be complaining, it's yankee fans. look where our $200 mil got us!
BCS sucks.
You get no argument here.
Professionalizing sports is what killed the games.
Look at the damn NFL.
The thugs in the NBA . . gawd, I can barely watch my teams now.
ESPN used to be my favoriaatte channel.
Now I'm relegated to FoxNews, CNN, the History Channel and Discovery.
Because I'm tired of the TO's of the world.
And what Lizzie said.
Girl, you rock.
Meghan- foxnews? no, say it ain't so!
NFL is king, though, you must admit-of any pro-sport-they figured it out--SALARY CAP! They have the most loyal fans. Even the worst teams sellout (um, maybe not the Cards)
Small market team OWNERS may hold their hands out for millions. The fans are miserable-imagine being a Pirates or Brewers fan and being a father of 4 and spending $100 to go to one game to watch them LOSE, and that's to field a marginally competitive team that is barely a AAAA team for--the YANKEES and the BO SOX and the BRAVES_-who take all the great Pirates players away because they can spend more money on them, once the Pirates bring some young star in for a few years and get them a little experience.
I feel I need it to temper my CNN addiction.
I have this odd desire to be well rounded.
CS- NFL salary cap = parity = boredom. Give me the 2003 ALCS any day of the week and twice on Sunday. and I don't say that just because I'm a yankees fan. hell, give me the nightmare that was the 04 ALCS.
you won't get any argument from me that the problem is the owners. they hold their hands out for Steinbrenner's millions and don't reinvest in the team. I'm sure it's not fun to be a Brewer's fan but that's not the Yankees' fault. plus, I'm working on a tour of all MLB parks in the country and their tickets are way cheaper. in a sense, they pay for what they get.
Meghan- you're a better woman than I. FoxNews makes me vomitous.
Who can afford to go to ANY games these days?
Do you have ANY idea what I paid for season tickets in Fayetteville and Little Rock for Hogs games? And they SUCKED IT UP this year.
I'm telling you. . . commercialism, professionalism, whatever it is - it killed the sport. NOT a single team.
Re-gu-la-tions.
Oh, and great caps . . some the hell on, those guys STILL get paid WAY too durn much.
The only reason salary cap-parity-boredom is because greedy ownders and fans in NY and Boston can't build dynasties--and I don't see Boston complaining at all in either the NFL or the MLB the last few years. Who wants to watch the same team win year after year after year after year-BAH-(unless it's the Steelers and the Pirates of course).
Don't even get me started I don't think I'll get anything else done all night. Let's go ahead and field some MORE baseball teams so we can continue to marginalize the pool of players.
And honestly, does anyone feel sorry for owners and players complaining about who screwed who out of money--can you feel sorry for the lowest paid athlete in EITHER sport, who makes over $250,000 A YEAR????
I actually heard a player say he couldn't feed his family on his salary--he made over $300,000 a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Didn't TO make a comment like that? while he was flexing his biceps for all the reporters in front of the mansion?
I think Latrell Sprewell made that comment too. can't be sure if it was him though because the glare from his bling blocked out his face a little.
It's all his ex-wives and baby mommas.
Alimony and child support are expensive. Do you know how much OJ was paying Ms. Brown??? No wonder he killed her.
I'm shit at arguing tonight, sorry Lizzie for not getting your back better. Too many beers. And a few glasses of wine before.
Very traumatic day.
Though I feel REALLY ignorant for saying that in the presence of Chairborne.
no worries, M (I can handle CS with one hand tied behind my back ;-)) bottoms up!
sorry you're having such a bad day though
Get him, girl.
I promise to make it up to you someday soon.
Seriously though . . what DO they do with all that money???
hey wait, I just saw - what have you got against Va Tech and the ACC??!!
M- I do believe they spend all that money on ugly clothes and uglier women
Oh, not all of them.
This is hilarious.
Look it up, if you don't believe me.
Benny boy - the best quarterback - Roethlisberger was interviewed a few games back for a bio. When asked "Where do you think is the best place to meet women?" his answer was . .
brace yourself
The Internet.
Lizzie-didn't you post about this?? And some blog site on Baseball wives??? Hmm??
big ben said the INTERNET?? damn.
thus confirming what I already knew- roethlisberger is a tool.
oh yeah, it's only the best site ever! not baseball wives, baseball groupies! the sluts that hook up with these guys and then blab about it. and post pics. priceless.
I even contributed one once (NOT FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE). it was my proudest moment.
Yes, he did.
And to think I was completely infatuated with him up til that point.
But he said that and I thought (ha ha, irony of ironies) LOSER.
You have to tell me where that website is located.
Baseball skaggs.
Wow.
What an aspiration.
WHERE do they get the money to follow these guys around???
M-the guys GIVE them the$, I think.
http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/
enjoy!
I must admit, I found it very depressing at first. Some guys you know are skanks. Some I want to believe are good guys. Apparently they're just all skanks. Still makes for a good read though.
they don't follow the guys around. they're just normal girls in whatever town the guys are going through. looks like mostly college girls.
Where did morals go?
for the players? they have money and fame. apparently they don't need morals. speaking of, anyone see that real sports with bryant gumbel on gold diggers? quite the eye opener!
I DVR'd that.
It was great.
after seeing that, I wouldn't touch a pro athlete with a 10 foot pole.
What I love is the "how-to" manuals.
Where do they get those?? What???
I didn't see those! are they on the DL blog?
They were talking about it on Real Sports!
You missed that part??
That was the most interesting to me! WHO prints that kinda crap up?
Although I wonder if the girls that follow the baseball players eat bugles at the park, too??
oh, yeah! I DID see that part. unbelievable.
LOL.
Need me to excuse you two?? :)
the groupies probably stick to ballpark franks.
Footlongs?
nah, CS just gets a little mischievous and likes to make, ahem, unsubstantiated insinuations. and somehow it always comes back to the same thing ;-)
Where the hell is jonnycakes anyway?? He's missing the footlong
CS- so I hear, but I don't know nuthin about that... since apparently I'm too busy munching on bugles.
I was thinking the same thing. did we scare him off?
What??? Ininuations?? All girls like bugles-and chex mix. Right?
Or DO they??
Lizzie - you don't eat hotdogs at the ballpark??????????
I'm calling the committee on UnAmerican activities.
Baseball, Apple pie, and...bugles..or footlongs?..or, both?? I dunno.
not footlongs- I'm a... vegetarian
am I on this blog by myself? i don't even have sitemeter to check it ou.
Oh, someone is hear--hey Lizzie--it's ok if you're a vegetarian. There's nothing wrong with that! LOL LMAO
I totally spelled here wrong. Damn.
I KNEW you were going to say that! where have I heard that before, oh 20 times?
Um, I dunno. If I tell, the terrorists have won.
Ah, you prefer peaches to cucumbers?
something like that. peaches are good.
I don't like footlongs. Neither does Lizzie, apparently. She's a vegetarian.
Well in MLB today everyone is such a fucking bandwagon fan anyway. They either choose the Red Sox or the Yankees and switch back and forth depending on who wins that year. The luxury tax is bullshit because without a ceiling put on spending it is called collusion. Definetly not a fair market and it is bullshit. Down with baseball I hope they go on strike again and never come back until a collective bargaining agreement and salary cap are installed.
P.S. do you think Bud Selig cares. He still makes millions on the sorry ass Brewers. He loves the sytem.
NFL rules, BCS works for now but we will always be saying a playoff should happen but it never will so get over it.
NBA sucks until playoffs
College Basketballs March Madness is the greatest thing on earth. You cant beat it so dont even try.
P.S. No one cares about any of the past Alcs or nlcs because it is the same fucking thing every year. Not interested sorry.
Go Bucs
Go Steelers
Try picking a team and sticking to it instead of jumping on Duke or NC like everyone and NY yankees and Bo-sox like everyone.
"I could eat a peach for hours."
Interesting, interesting.
I DID read your blog, Lizzie, but wasn't certain if you were into produce full time or moonlighted a bit in the meat section of the store.
don't believe everything you read... all's I'm sayin
Good to have things in common, particularly dislikes.
Where the heck is that pie eating bro of yours?
Yes, everyone should pick a team adn stick with it. That's what I'VE been saying, jonnycakes!!
Hey hey hey,
Don't assume anything!
Maybe Lizzie picked her teams years ago.
I know I did.
It's not like the Steelers have been wowing audiences the past few years.
But I support my boys.
And I wish I had better taste in baseball teams, but I've been Yankees and Braves since I was like 3.
Can we go back to produce talk . . I don't like the arguing. :(
I did pick my team years ago - I think I made it clear before I'm a Yankees fan.
Or do you swith mid-season to the Bo-Sox if you like how they look on the field better, Lizzie??
are you accusing me of rooting for both teams? no insinuations, eh? ;-)
No insinuations-I know you could never root for the Bo-Sox from what I've seen on your blog.
BUT-if you did like how they looked, would you switch teams?
I just knew there'd be a "but". there's ALWAYS a but with you.
I could NEVER switch teams to the bo-sox. wait, just how good do they look?
Plead the fifth.
Trust me.
We haven't heard the last from TO.
Someone will pick him up, dust him off and play him.
Here's hoping they've got the good sense to duct tape his mouth first.
Why do they let athletes talk???? Do any of them EVER have anything intelligent to say??
Every time I see a baseball player interviewd I flash to "Bull Durham" and Kevin Costner teaching Nuke how to talk to the press.
And I just gotta say about TO-that guy is a prick! He offered to auction off his Eagles NFC ring for the people in New Orleans-to raise money. Now how EGOTISTICAL is that! HE makes millions a year!!
Hey Yoss, we've been over here.
At least he's not hitting people.
Two words:
Pistons/Pacers
Did y'all leave?
M-what's wrong with hitting people? It feels good.
L-They do look really fabulous in those pants.
JC-WTF? This is your blog, man.
Yoss-??? No idea what to say to you, like usual.
the bosox could never look good enough to tempt me.
gah-always the question mark hanging in the air. damn you, lizzie.
Good Heavens!!!Y'all were busy last night...
TO's a hoot, no denying that.
I want to like hockey. I really tried to get into it after I visited the hockey hall of fame. just can't. and a bigger bunch of crybabies in professional sports you won't find. and that's really saying something. but yeah, the fights are always fun- esp. when you're seeing it live.
actually, best sport to watch live is boxing. just awesome.
Hockey's great - but only live . . . and to be honest, I'm semi-that way with baseball UNLESS it's Yankees, Braves or Cubs. Back to Hockey, I have much respect and lots of lust for any man that can do the splits. Goalies are hot.
Never been to live boxing . . . which is REALLY odd since Jermaine Taylor is from Little Rock. ALL my damn friends went to Vegas for the fight. Will HAVE to try it now that Lizzie's proclaimed her adoration of it.
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